Corey Schmitz Hr.2
Games
From fps to rpg or even mmo
Whether its fallout 3, final fantasy, madden, or wow
No matter what console : sony, microsoft, or nintendo
I play them
I play them all week
All day
All night
All the time
I love wining
I love learning from losing
I like reading about them in gamepro, psm, opm, gameinformer, or online
I like to know the most
I enjoy learning from others.
I just all around love games.
Time
days go by like a good book
weeks go by like football practice
fast but not like a cat running from a dog
years go by the fastest like a rollercoaster ride
then a decade rolls around and you wish time was slower
but instead you just sit there pondering on the fact
what if I didn’t drop out of high school
what if I had helped him or her
what if I had done this or that
then you realize life is short
so go out and live life to the fullest
Title: Letters in Caps
the night was cold and rainy
like a fall night in october.
lights shined down through the rain
like skylights in a storm. my,
Feet were wet and I was shivering. soon,
Our time would be done. soon,
Our food would be prepared. we,
Thought it was the end. then,
Brian said “you guys are in.” “sweet,”
All of us said. the,
Long wait was over. i,
Listened to us roar with joy
post game ritual
bear crawls
the night was cold and rainy
the lights shined down through the rain
my Feet were wet and I was shivering
soon Our time would be done
soon Our food would be prepared
we Thought it was over
then Brian said “you guys are in”
“sweet” All of us said
the Long wait was over
i Listened to us roar with joy
we had won the game
Longer Short Story
“No not now, why now? Not to me?” I yelled. I just couldn’t believe it had happened, of all the people in the world, it had to be me. It took place a week ago. The day was still clear in my mind like no other, I wish I couldn’t remember but I can.
I had gotten up as usual at five in the morning and got ready for school. Then I had gone to science class. I remember it smelled like an old people’s home in there. I didn’t want to do the stupid experiment so I just had my best friend Mike do it. He was wearing his favorite yellow t-shirt with Chad Kroger, the lead singer from Nickelback, on it. Then after Science class was math which was even more boring. I actually fell asleep during that class. I slept till the bell rang, after which I had to go to Anatomy of the monkey. (Don’t ask why I am in that class I don’t know why either in fact I just took it because I had one space left who knew I would actually get it.) During that class I remember that we had a guest speaker. He was so boring I almost went insane. Finally the bell rang and I got to go to my favorite class gym.
We played flag football. I love flag football. I was on the red team. We scored so many times. I threw five touchdown passes and Mike caught four of them. Then after school was out on my walk home it happened. This old man came and beat me up then stole my wallet with the four hundred dollars I was going to put in the bank in it. (I still remember what he looked like he had gray hair and a big red beard. He was wearing overalls and a Van Halen sweater.) I was so startled after being hit I had just laid there and let him beat me with the bat over and over. It felt like I was getting every bone broken. I thought it would never stop till a teacher on his way home stopped and yelled at him. Which made the old man stopped hitting me but he took my wallet.
So now here I am now lying in bed waiting for my bruises and my arm to heal.
“Joe, you want some meatloaf” said Mom.
“No thanks mom” I said. I didn’t feel real Hungary right now all I could think about is what if I had walked home the back way instead of the shortcut? This might have never happened then.
“Joe,” yelled Mom.
“What?” I said.
“Mike’s on the phone” said Mom. I picked up the phone
“Hello” I said.
“Your homework is to read the monkey king and to make up a test” said mike.
“Thanks but its not like I will be able to do it soon” I said.
“Well ok, you here from the police yet” said Mike.
“No I haven’t I hope they find him though so I get my money back” I said
“Yeah that would be good” said Mike.
“Duh” I said
“Well got to go talk to you later” said Mike. I threw the phone down angrily. I turned on the radio to Cities 97 FM and fell asleep.
About an hour later I woke up to my mom yelling. “Joe, get up”.
“What” I said.
“The police called, you have to go down there and identify him.” I got up and walked to the police station.
“Is this him” said the officer. I recognized him it was the same man but he was wearing a green sweater and red pants this time.
“Yeah” I said.
“There will be a court date on the 7th of October at two o’ clock” he said. So I went home at least they found him no hopefully I will get my money back too I thought.
“Will the defendant please rise” said the judge.
“We find the defendant guilty of assault, battery, and theft” said the jury.
“You will get your money back from the court and he will have to pay us back” said the judge I was happy I got all my money back and justice was served.
Longer Short Story
“No not now, why now not to me” I yelled. I just couldn’t believe it had happened, of all the people in the world, it had happened to me. It happened a week ago the day was still clear in my mind like no other, I wish I couldn’t remember but I can.
I had gotten up as usual at five in the morning and got ready for school. Then I had gone to science class I remember it smelled like an old people’s home in there. I didn’t want to do the stupid experiment so I just had my best friend Mike do it. He was wearing his favorite yellow t-shirt with Chad Kroger, the lead singer from Nickelback, on it. Then after Science class was math which was even more boring I actually fell asleep during that class. I slept till the bell rang, after which I had to go to history of the monkey. (Don’t ask why I am in that class I don’t know why either in fact I just took it because I had one space left who knew I would actually get it.) During that class I remember that we had a guest speaker. He was so boring I almost went insane. Finally the bell rang and I got to go to my favorite class gym.
We played flag football. I love flag football. I was on the red team we scored so many times. I threw five touchdown passes and mike caught four of them. Then after school was out on my walk home it happened. This old man came and beat me up then stole my wallet with the four hundred dollars I was going to put in the bank in it. (I still remember what he looked like he had gray hair and a big red beard. He was wearing overalls and a Van Halen sweater.) I was so startled after being hit I had just laid there and let him beat me with the bat over and over. I thought it would never stop till a teacher on his way home stopped and yelled at him. In which the old man stopped hitting me and took my wallet.
So now here I am now lying in bed waiting for my bruises and my arm to heal. “Joe, you want some meatloaf” said mom “no thanks mom” I said. I didn’t feel real Hungary right now all I could think about is what if I had walked home the back way instead of the shortcut. This might have never happened then. “Joe” yelled mom “what” I said “Mike’s on the phone” said mom. I picked up the phone “hello” I said “your homework is to read the monkey king and to make up a test” said mike “thanks but its not like I will be able to do it soon” I said. “well ok, you here from the police yet” said mike “no I haven’t I hope they find him though so I get my money back” I said “yeah that would be good” said mike. “Duh” I said “well got to go talk to you later” said mike. I threw the phone down angrily. I turned on the radio to Cities 97 FM and fell asleep.
About an hour later I woke up to my mom yelling. “Joe, get up”. “What” I said “the police called, you have to go down there and identify him. I got up and walked to the police station. “Is this him” said the officer. I recognized him it was the same man but he was wearing a green sweater and red pants this time. “Yeah” I said “there will be a court date on the 7th of October at two o’ clock” he said. So I went home at least they found him no hopefully I will get my money back too I thought.
“Will the defendant please rise” said the judge “we find the defendant guilty of assault, battery, and theft” said the jury. “You will get your money back from the court and he will have to pay us back” said the judge I was happy I got all my money back and justice was served.
I have seen toy versions of the Covenant Energy Sword from Halo 3 in the past, but sissy plastic toys are for little girls and people who can make a clear distinction between right and wrong. A replica with two spectrum treated 19-inch stainless steel blades are for real men. The kind of men that don’t think before they act and send in homemade videos to the guys from Jackass.
If you are wondering, the spectrum treatment gives the metal color-changing properties that mimic the effect seen on the blade in the game. Also comes with wall plaque. Additional image after the break.
It was the best day, then came the muck which totally ruins it. It takes your gold and turns it black. You wish you could get rid of it, but no matter what you try, it just don’t go away. Till you go to the place that gives you the meds. I really hate colds.
Gangsters
Characters: ACE, EGGNUTS, Z.B DOOGLE, POLICE OFFICER, WAITER
[Three gangsters are sitting in a diner eating dinner after just robbing a car company of their money]
ACE
[Counting the money]
We did well in there.
EGGNUTS
[While eating]
Yeah, we did except for you newbie.
Z.B DOOGLE
[Setting the fork down forcefully]
I did fine, what are you talking about?
EGGNUTS
[Talking with his mouth full]
You were too chicken to shoot the guards instead you just threw rocks at them. Stupid
Z.B DOOGLE
No, I was not scared I just thought that it would be better to knock them out.
EGGNUTS
Yeah, right.
ACE
[Picking up his fork and holding it in his hand]
Would you two just shut up all you guys do is fight.
EGGNUTS
[Talking with his mouth even fuller]
We don’t fight that much.
ACE
[Still with the fork in his hand, in a sarcastic voice]
Sure.
Z.B DOOGLE
Seriously, I don’t fight with him. He picks fights with me.
EGGNUTS
Pass the ketchup Ace.
[Ace hands him the ketchup]
ACE
Why aren’t you eating Z.B?
Z.B DOOGLE
[Looking around]
I can’t find my fork.
EGGNUTS
[Swallowing his food with a loud gulping noise]
Maybe, that’s because you threw it across the table dorkus.
ACE
Shut up Eggnuts and help him find his fork.
Z.B DOOGLE
I’ll just go grab a new one.
[Gets up and gets a new fork from the next table then sits back down]
Gangsters
Characters: ACE, EGGNUTS, Z.B DOOGLE, POLICE OFFICER, WAITER
[Three gangsters are sitting in a diner eating dinner after just robbing a car company of their money]
ACE
[Counting the money]
We did well in there.
EGGNUTS
[While eating]
Yeah, we did except for you newbie.
Z.B DOOGLE
[Setting the fork down forcefully]
I did fine, what are you talking about?
EGGNUTS
[Talking with his mouth full]
You were too chicken to shoot the guards instead you just threw rocks at them. Stupid
Z.B DOOGLE
No, I was not scared I just thought that it would be better to knock them out.
EGGNUTS
Yeah, right.
ACE
[Picking up his fork and holding it in his hand]
Would you two just shut up all you guys do is fight.
EGGNUTS
[Talking with his mouth even fuller]
We don’t fight that much.
ACE
[Still with the fork in his hand, in a sarcastic voice]
Sure.
Z.B DOOGLE
Seriously, I don’t fight with him. He picks fights with me.
EGGNUTS
Pass the ketchup Ace.
[Ace hands him the ketchup]
ACE
Why aren’t you eating Z.B?
Z.B DOOGLE
[Looking around]
I can’t find my fork.
EGGNUTS
[Swallowing his food with a loud gulping noise]
Maybe, that’s because you threw it across the table dorkus.
ACE
Shut up Eggnuts and help him find his fork.
Z.B DOOGLE
I’ll just go grab a new one.
[Gets up and gets a new fork from the next table then sits back down]
EGGNUTS
[Picking up a fork off the ground]
I found it
Z.B DOOGLE
Well I already got a new one so I don’t need it.
EGGNUTS
Well what am I supposed to do with this one then?
Z.B DOOGLE
I don’t care
[EGGNUTS tosses the fork at ACE’s face]
ACE
[Stands up with a mad look on his face]
What the deuce EGGNUTS. I will throw you off this team.
EGGNUTS
Sorry he said to get rid of it.
ACE
[Still standing]
So you hit me in the face.
EGGNUTS
Again sorry.
ACE
[Sitting back down]
You better be.
EGGNUTS
Anyway if someone should be kicked off the team it should be Z.B, I mean he didn’t even kill those guards.
Z.B DOOGLE
What I did my best.
EGGNUTS
Sure you did.
[A cop walks into the diner and sits at the table behind them]
ACE
He’s right you know.
Z.B DOOGLE
So you are just going to kick me off this team.
EGGNUTS
Yeah.
ACE
No I will give you a chance to stay.
Z.B DOOGLE
How.
ACE
To get your rep up and stay on the team you have to kill that cop behind us.
Z.B DOOGLE
What now.
ACE
Yeah.
Z.B DOOGLE
And what am I supposed to kill him with.
EGGNUTS
[Pulling a switchblade out of his pocket]
Use this.
Z.B DOOGLE
So I am supposed to just walk up to him and stab him with this.
ACE
Yeah.
EGGNUTS
And stab him in the head.
ACE
No just stab him in the heart. So he dies in one stab.
Z.B DOOGLE
[Swallowing a gulp of spit and twiddling the switchblade in his hand]
Umm.
ACE
Do it or you off the team.
EGGNUTS
Yeah do it
ACE
[Waving the waiter over]
Waiter bill please.
[EGGNUTS gets up and walks out of the diner]
ACE
[Stands up]
We will be waiting outside in the car for you.
[ACE gets up and walks out of the diner, smiling at the officer as he does]
POLICE OFFICER
Why did he smile at me?
Z.B DOOGLE
Because off this.
[Z.B DOOGLE runs at he officer and raises his arm and thrusts the knife into the officer then runs toward the door where the waiter trips him and ties him up.]
WAITER
Call the police he just killed a cop.
